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There’s a costume party tonight. In the email informing me of this, there was the following:
“This shit is gonna rock so hard - i can taste it in my vulva.” -Marianne
I don’t even know who she is, but how can I not go? By the way, Dead Man’s Party absolutely rocked 4th & B.

Well maybe not those of you reading this in particular, but lots of people suck right now, and I work with all of them. Friday before Halloween, guess who is the only person dressed up right now. People love the low rent Elvis costume, but it would have been nice for someone, anyone, […]

Too bad he doesn’t know about the rake underneath all of that. This comes from a photo collection of what has been deemed the best pictures of the year. Enjoy.

The world is getting smaller, sure, but who cares when you have nifty toys? The newest idea I’ve heard of for a nitfy gadget: XM Walkman. Satellite radio coming straight into your ear drum, yo. Sure you can already listen to the game on a normal radio, but this is digital! And from space! Or […]

So I’m in the cafeteria at work getting lunch with my friend John and behind us walks up Hank. Hank is the CEO. He’s a cool guy, very accessable, and you can talk on an equal level with him. Here is the dialogue that followed:
Hank: How’re you doing?
Me: Doing. (positive tone mind you, not too […]

This weekend, I went to the Yay Area to watch the once-holy Trilogy in original format, upon Laserdisc. It was pretty sweet. Frickin’ gorgeous, in fact. I need to say that Return of the Jedi was immeasurebly better without the hackneyed musical bullshit from the rewritten editions. The scenes in Jabba’s palace & even the […]

Ah Steve Martin, how prophetic your words were. Ah Chinese culture adapting uses for Western cosmetic surgery, how little I understand just what the f**k you people are thinking. That said, what do you think I would look good with? A modest B-cup or something outlandish like a DD? Oh cheet, I just invited all […]

So after one week of spending over an hour and a half commuting each way to work Im starting to come to my senses and seriously thinking about moving out into the big wide world. Sure living at home with the parental units saves an ungodly amount of money but my sanity […]

Just spoke with a friend who was in the same program with me in Beijing. He had gone back to live and work. He was working with some sort of venture capital company. Had a good girlfriend there. Got fed up after about a year. Just moved to Japan. What spurs the move? Having a […]

So I was looking at gamefaqs for something today when I saw they had results of a 64 character tournament as voted on by the fans. Man what a crock.
Of the 16 RPG characters listed, 11 were from Chrono Trigger or final fantasy games. The only other RPG characters were Vyse(Skies of Arcadia), […]