Posts for May, 2006

May 31, 2006

Phrase of the Day: Anal Glaucoma

At the BBQ I was at on Memorial Day, a friend defined this term for me. In the context of calling in ’sick’ for work:
[employee] Hey boss, I won’t be there today, I’ve got a case of Anal Glaucoma.[employer] What does that mean?[employee] It means I just can’t see me getting my ass to work […]

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May 28, 2006

Also not a Snappy Headline!

Transitory observations from the weekend:

Homeless people in Downtown get more action than me.
Also, with the Jazz Festival on Island St., I can’t go to the smokeshop/coffee room to study because a stage is right next to it and thusly it’s way too loud.
However, the pink-haired barista at The Living Room in Hillcrest keeps on making […]

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May 24, 2006

I’m bored and can’t think of a snappy headline

Quick report on the weekend’s activities, Beamza and I and her wierd family went to a cousin’s wedding in the middle of nowhere between Fresno and Yosemite. Well not my little brother-in-law, he went to the prom.
During the whole reception, Beamza, her sisters, and I were constantly comparing their wedding to our own. […]

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May 21, 2006

A new phone… no, even newer.

Metric - Live It Out - Monster Hospital - “I fought the war but the war won” Motorola RAZR review

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May 17, 2006

Time to buckle down again.

So, when I was prepping for the LSAT, I pretty much focused on only studying to the exclusion of anything else. Focus and dedication to a single goal, no alottment of time for recreation. The prep for law school itself is much more intimidating. I’ve been reading some, and and am now waiting for a […]

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May 15, 2006

You’ve failed me again, internet

I am so confused right now. Someone recently claimed to me that the 1970’s disaster flick The Poseidon Adventure was actually itself a remake. I said that this was probably not true, because I figure I would have heard of such a thing and disaster movies weren’t really made until the 1970’s. […]

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May 13, 2006

Stressed with no nice place to sit.

I’ll admit, I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed. I was procrastinating a bit because everything looms so serious in front of me, but there is no time left to stick my head in the ground. Of course, my delaying was easy to do with work being normally hectic; I’m always busy and dead tired by the […]

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May 8, 2006

Feelin’ like Barry Bonds

Lost again at softball tonight 13-11, but I hit my first career home run. Yes indeed, an entire season of sharp grounders to short lured them to play me in a bit, just so that I could hit it over their heads in the outfield this one time. Devious I am. In the title, I […]

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May 4, 2006

The joys of citizenship

I was on a jury for a simple assault case in Santa Clara County 8 years ago. Good time was had by all, except for the idiot defendant who was drunk at the time and wouldn’t take whatever plea they offered him even though the store camera caught him on film. Deliberations still […]

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May 2, 2006

Immigration

So I’m a little confused over the immigration protests going on over the nation. I might add for a good reason - the news coverage of this is atrociously bad. It seems the lines between being an immigrant, illegal immigrant, or wanting statehood (Puerto Rico) are all washed together in one big mess. […]

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