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One my fellow student teachers has never had a salad.
He has never had any soup
He tried green beans for the first time a few weeks ago
The only vegetables he can remember having are potatoes, carrots, and onions
He has also only had 2 sandwiches his whole life.
By Sandwich I mean any food product that has some […]

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First day of finals for the second semester. Civil Procedure II. I’ve made flowcharts. I saw my buddy asked him if he was ready for the test and his reply was:

Hell yeah. I’m gonna go into a blind rage, like a Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles fight in a cage.
Think about it. And Ro, he […]

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So after watching the 2nd half of one basketball game from the top of an exercise bike and another 2nd half at someone else’s house I had the realization that this is April and the NBA playoffs won’t be over till June. The people I was with were complaining that the NBA playoffs were […]

Pythagoras Switch - Algorithm March with Ninjas!!Or as my friend calls it, “The Root of Japanese Education” displaying the excellent lessons of passively obeying the leader, not straying from the line, staying content and happy to the sound of simple music.

Being just a *leetle* behind the times, last week I discovered the personalize your homepage feature on google. There are all sorts of gadgets, sudoku puzzles, nasa pictures of Uranus etc on there. My favorite is called the Writer’s Unblock Tool, which purportedly “generates random story ideas.” A […]

So, I’m not exactly sure what else Mew and I could contribute to the discussion of the alleged Trampoline-Mormon connection. It was pretty thoroughly examined in the post he linked to. In any case, I offer my opinion. It’s the kids. If you ever jumped on one as a kid, it’s almost guaranteed that you […]

My students think I’m some kind of super genius. Sometimes they tell me this, and one of the other student teachers asked some of them and they told her the same thing. Today I found out why, I seem to be able to remember all kinds of totally useless things that I have […]